Album Release Party – May 4 @ Stone Lounge

So delighted to finally share We Will No Longer Retreat Into Darkness with you all! Those of you in Toronto are warmly summoned to the release party which will take place one week hence, Friday, May 4, 2018, at Stone Lounge (in the basement of Revival), 783 College Street at Shaw! I’ve specifically designed this as an early show so those of you who can’t stay out late can be there – doors open at 8, the show starts at 9, and I go on at 10:30, no later than 11! What a joy it shall be to glory in the release of this (I dare suggest) wonderful and long-awaited album with you all!

Doors at 8PM, show at 9PM

Cost: $10, or $15 includes CD

9:00 PM – Jesse Dangerously
9:30 PM – More Or Les
10:00PM – Ultra Magnus & DJ SLAM!
10:30PM – The Mighty Rhino

The show will be opened and closed with funky tunes from DJ Bosh Flimshaw.

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Upcoming show Oct 9 with iLLvibe!!!

Damn y’all! October is ’bout to be one of the best months yet for the Rhino! Toronto kingpin iLLvibe, rapper and video director par excellence, has invited Measuring Man and I to kill shit alongside Duch Dillinger on their Screwed Up Tour! It’s an official initiative of iLLy’s concert series #SOTI, Survival of the Illest. Joining us on the stacked, mega-talented bill will be Duch Dilly, party-starter Chris Thomas, the very dope Toronto OG street rapper Mark Jordan, Pinkush’n Kidz, Royce Birth, Jane Doe, and, last but not least, local godfather Dan-E-O of the amazing Golden Era Canadian rap legends Monolith! It all goes down Thursday, October 9th, at Nocturne, 550 Queen Street West! Come fuck witcha boy – it’s finna be a PART



Rhino smashes Nerd Noise Night!

nerd noise night

What do you do when your friend More Or Les calls you out of nowhere to request your presencer as part of his set for the most famous and beloved nerd music­oriented concert series in town? You RIP THAT SHIT TO SHREDS, of course! I was thrilled to rock “Whaddup Witcha” and “Get Back” for a wildly enthusiastic nerd crowd at the Horseshoe Tavern on the night of Sunday the 31st, adding some A­1 B12 energy and inimitable Rhino pizzazz as an extra boost to Les’ already brilliant set. Shouts as well to Nerds With Guitars, the amazing Detroit dance act Johnny Headband, and the Cybertronic Spree, who dress up in costume and exclusively perform the instrumental music from the animated ‘80s Transformers movie (I shit you not! I’m talkin’ a dude in big­ass devil horns absolutely SHREDDING on the geetar! Amazing!)


Rhino stopped by Rancho for $5 Rap Night
to help out a fellow southpaw

The Amazing Chokeules dropped his new album Stay Up! tonight (coincidence?) at Rancho. To help support a brother with his amazing new CD, Rhino, along with fellow lefties SJ The Wordburglar and More Or Les, got up with Choke to do the smash posse cut Leftorium! Always a fun night at Rancho and $5 rap. And UltraMagnus was amazing as usual! As was fellow HHK SciFi holding it down in the opening slot! Big Ups!




We ‘bout to open for Ed OG!

Shouts to the homie Righteous for booking us a gig opening for the Boston legend Ed OG! Also on the bill are the likes of Gee Wunder, Icky Eric, Babu G, Lingo Starr and our amazing homie Wasun. Thursday July 17th, at the El Mocambo, 464 Spadina Avenue at College, downstairs! 20 bucks for entry! We’re on around 11 PM! We opening for classic rap legends like we trading hockey cards! Tryna get the whole set one day baby!

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We shot a video today!

Wow that was amazing. Pictures Forthcoming. As will be the video! Stay tuned and Stay Up!



Damn, y’all! We’re opening for The Roots at Luminato!

Goin’ a see The Roots on Sunday? Join Measuring Man and I as we aid our dear brother, the Grand Funkin’ Verbalizer More Or Les, and his trusty ally Peter Project to smash a couple numbers in the opening slot on the Festival Hub Stage! BANG!